a spider was on my bed today so now i have to switch universities
Switching universes seems pretty reasonable to me
BUT I'M not normal I'm supernatural
I think my mom is starting to like my music taste
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
Taco Bell gets deep
Whoever runs their social networking sites is a marketing genius.
so dennys posted this
but then I did a little research of my own and discovered
nice try dennys
what exactly are you trying to pull here dennys
A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
he just wanted to learn
It anybody ever decides to ask me who Percy Jackson is if I get passed the gross sobbing I am showing them this paragraph right here
you can smell someone peeling an orange from 2000 miles away this is a true science fact
*how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry